HELP SPREAD THIS FILE! HELP SPREAD THIS FILE! _ _______________________________ _ _ _______________________________ _ \/ \/ . .......... -[ - D - U - M - P - ]- / : : __ / . : : _\/___ _ ____________ / . : : \/\ ,/ .___________\\\_ \ / : :........: \/ | / \ / :... . | / \ / _ _______ | / \/__\\\ /__________ tGø|____________________________/ : \ / /| \ _ _____ _______________/ \ .______\\\ \/ /___________________________/ | \/ / | \ / _ _____________________. |_______________\ /__\\\___ | /_____________/ / | . .... / / | .......... : / /___________________|SRL : : : /_____________| : : . / : : / :........: / / / . _ _______________________________ _ _ _______________________________ _ \/ \/ SHARE THE WEALTH! OFFER THIS FILE! _ ____ _ ____ _ __ _______ _ _________._________________________ .___\\\_ \_._\\\ /____._\\\ \/ /_\\\__ | introduction | / | : | \/ / _/ | by sargon | / | | | / / \_______|_________________________ |___________|___________|____/ /_ _______| tGø/______\SRL Hi. It's been a while since the last issue of dump, almost a year i guess? But anyways, i decided to put out another issue. This doesn't mean i'll be releasing dump regularly, so don't start bugging me about when dump 10 will be out. HELP ME SPREAD THIS FILE BY OFFERING IT IN DIFFERENT CHANNELS, PLEASE =] ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ >>>>> PHILADELPHIA, Pa. - A woman is suing the pharmacy that sold her a >>>>>popular contraceptive jelly - because she ate the stuff on toast >>>>>and got pregnant anyways ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ _ ____ _ ____ _ __ _______ _ _________._________________________ .___\\\_ \_._\\\ /____._\\\ \/ /_\\\__ | | / | : | \/ / _/ | Quotes | / | | | / / \_______|_________________________ |___________|___________|____/ /_ _______| tGø/______\SRL Is this a room for Breakfast serial? I hate my life, what is the fucking purpose of life, what does anything fucking matters, if we died right fucking now what would it fucking matter - everything weve ever done is GAY and will not be considered ever! what does anything fucking matter! god fuck this !Ice_9! is it okay to /kill for color codes? WHAT THE HELL WHY IS THERE A SHEEP STICKING ITS ASS IN MY FACE ON MY SCREEN i am trying to talk my dad into giving me his 17" (nexus) how can u be detached in ircii, i thought it was a win95 feature Woooooo1 Hanson ! Yea! Those chicks are HOT !@ buh? buh? what? can't speak english with that hamster dick in your mouth? ~üÄý³ ýú ¸ôû ³ý¥óø¦Ý ýñôû³?! I AM TOO WASTED TO IRC [Paine(paine@breaks.for.alienz.org)] do you have chest hair? (polinc) i can root most internet servers. if you're interested in attaining root on one of your shell accounts, send me a /msg within the next half hour. thanks i swear right now i'd be willing to meet anyone for a good orgasm AcidClimb(user@TS-4-112.Chatt.VoyagerOnline.net) what exactly is a split server? When's the next split server?? [:::] JOIN Asterix18 [w@v1l5.login.net]: #security any policeman here?? please /msg me..! _ ____ _ ____ _ __ _______ _ _________._________________________ .___\\\_ \_._\\\ /____._\\\ \/ /_\\\__ | results for dump awards! | / | : | \/ / _/ | by sargon | / | | | / / \_______|_________________________ |___________|___________|____/ /_ _______| tGø/______\SRL WINNER OF THE FATTEST IRCOP AWARD - mr_bill (27 votes) WINNER OF THE LAMEST GROUP AWARD - MadCreW (39 votes) WINNER OF LAMEST NON IRCOP - Melen (22 votes) WINNER OF LAMEST CHANNEL - #MadCreW (12 votes) WINNER OF MOST /<-RAD MAG - Dump (44 votes) _ ____ _ ____ _ __ _______ _ _________._________________________ .___\\\_ \_._\\\ /____._\\\ \/ /_\\\__ | nelson.log | / | : | \/ / _/ | peniiman | / | | | / / \_______|_________________________ |___________|___________|____/ /_ _______| tGø/______\SRL *** NelsonMan (foo@foobar.edu) has joined channel #penis-enlargement hello? hi Wow! Have you had penis enlargement surgery before? What does it mean to have "pumped?" you take a vacuum like pump, pump a couple times, and leave it on your penis for about 8 hours How does that help? it enlarges it. I've had 3 implants, and i've pumped twice, i went from 4 to 16 inches 16 inches!!! Do you have to buy special pants to fit your penis? no, it just bulges out real big, the other guys love it!! Well, the ladies must really be enjoying ya now! :) Im gay Oh...well, the guys must really be enjoying ya now! :) I'm sorry...I didn't know. :( Its ok some guys cant take me Whew... Really? yeah, once, i had sex with a midget, it went into his stomach!! NO WAY! yeah he was a jockey at a horse track We had to resort to the gerbils.. :< Gerbils? Yeah. they're great I'm sorry. I don't understand how gerbils fit into the equation. Enemas! Gerbils up the butt! Oh...do the gerbils die? Only if the guy farts, which happens a lot while ejaculating.. :| Oh...I'm sorry...I'm just 17...I don't know any of this gay terminology... It's alright You want to enlarge your penis? Not really...I'm pretty satisfied. How big? About 6 inches erect. That couldn't satisfy me Oh... :) So...is there anything else you want to tell me about penile enlargements? You really like them don't you? My boyfriends like them :) Cool! Are you planning more surgeries? Maybe, 20 inches would be nice, but the problem is, when im erect, i cant walk around, i knock stuff over Once I killed some fish because I knocked a fishbowl over :< Hahahaha! That's hilarious (not for the fish of course)! heh I got it stuck in a birdcage to I have lots of animals Now tell me, does a 16 inch long erect penis just stick up or does it kinda lean because its so heavy? It Sags Down to my knees Oh...my goodness! YOUR KNEES! my grandfather had his penis enlarged to 22 inches When did he do this? when he got old it went down, and touched the ground Why? Because when you get old, stuff sags I see... How do they make it bigger? What do they fill it with? Silicon implants Sometimes they bust and they have to amputate That would suck! Happen to you before? How would I have a penis if it got amputated? Oh, I thought they would just amputate part of it! Whoops! No Oh, ok. Being big is dangerous How so? Implants bust Pumps can cause ruptures Knocking stuff over getting stuck in places Yeah...hahaha! Just be careful! Well, I'm not gay and I'm not interested in penile implants. I don't have much in common with you sargon! ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ someone send me some porno ok? ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ _ ____ _ ____ _ __ _______ _ _________._________________________ .___\\\_ \_._\\\ /____._\\\ \/ /_\\\__ | the best of alt.hack | / | : | \/ / _/ | collected by sargon | / | | | / / \_______|_________________________ |___________|___________|____/ /_ _______| tGø/______\SRL :°> Recently, I went on some "hacker" newsgroups, and found some funny shit, :°> I figured I'd share with you. =] °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±°°°±°°° From: clockwork Newsgroups: alt.2600.hackerz Subject: join the best hackers Date: Fri, 27 Jun 1997 16:35:50 -0400 okay.......... basicly i am here not to spam you but to ask if you want to be amoung the best of hackers?, if so then read on if you do not then STOP here. this group is called powere ermpire. i clockwork am a member of this group and i really like it. i am not a very good hacker at the moment but i know what i like. and the power enpire is it. about it. it is a new-ish group and is growing like the speed of light, but we have found out that not all have seen it. so if you would like to join then all you have to do is send an email to me and i will get you joined. once you are joined you will recieve your first mission. these missions are set up to make the net and communicating more fun. ( basicly hacking tasks) high light the nest bit i am abouit to write and then copy it on to a new email that you can send to me. ----cut here---- first name. second name. nickname. age. sex. where you live. can you.... hack. ebomb. creat wep pages. creat virii's. ---- cut here---- °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±°°°±°°° From: -=Exile=- Newsgroups: alt.2600,alt.2600.hackerz,alt.cracks,alt.2600.crackz,alt.crackers Subject: Re: calling all hackers. Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 12:09:14 -0700 and the power empire is not alown. It is a member of the UH with 700 members. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±°°°±°°° From: Ron Yogev Newsgroups: alt.2600.hackerz Subject: (no subject) Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 22:46:20 +0300 Please help me get cracks program °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±°°°±°°° From: Warez HaQ Newsgroups: alt.hack Subject: I am a beginner who needs help Date: Fri, 27 Jun 1997 09:55:44 -0400 I was wondering if anyone had any good programs or FAQs to help me to do the following thimgs: * unshadow a password file * hack a webpage * change file attributes on a unix machine thanking everyone in advance °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±°°°±°°° mcarr wrote in article <5ortqh$bt5@news.e-tex.com>... NEW HACKER GROUP - PHOENIX DELTA HACKERS.... Join By posting a response to this article. Thyis organization provides everythis you need to become a full fledged hacker. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±°°°±°°° From: "Alistair Rees" Newsgroups: alt.hacker Subject: help needed for beginner Date: 29 Jun 1997 14:30:11 GMT i am a small hacker who is just beginning and i need some help. I am good with unix programming and hakin IRC but i want to learn the real stuff °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±°°°±°°° Date: Mon, 30 Jun 1997 12:19:26 +0200 From: Seeker Subject: need pro hacker teacher I need someone to teach me to hack. (especially in Switzerland and South Africa) Mail me Thanks Seeker °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±°°°±°°° From: "R. Kyle Hunt" Newsgroups: alt.hacker Subject: anonymous login Date: Mon, 30 Jun 1997 16:50:44 -0400 Can anyone tell me where to go to find out how to login to a unix server anonymously? Any help you can give would be very helpful. Thanx in advance. k °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±°°°±°°° From: "patri" Newsgroups: alt.hackers.malicious Subject: looking for a password Date: Mon, 30 Jun 1997 11:47:07 -0400 please my friends, i would like to know the password of the FARMSEX site. my email is Migue@hotmail.com Thanks a lot. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±°°°±°°° ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ but how are you on IRC without AOL? ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ _ ____ _ ____ _ __ _______ _ _________._________________________ .___\\\_ \_._\\\ /____._\\\ \/ /_\\\__ | Robb.log | / | : | \/ / _/ | logged by sargon | / | | | / / \_______|_________________________ |___________|___________|____/ /_ _______| tGø/______\SRL *** Robb`(robert@sri.com) has joined channel #ascii C1 (__) C3 oO )_______ FlYiNg C6 |_/\ (__) |\ PuRpLe C6 ||___ | * SpAcE C6 \\ W\\ CoW C7 ^^ ^^ hehe ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ %shit abyss I lick hilby's red eye, he lubz eet At least I didn't name myself after a fucking fruit up my ass. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ _ ____ _ ____ _ __ _______ _ _________._________________________ .___\\\_ \_._\\\ /____._\\\ \/ /_\\\__ | stuff | / | : | \/ / _/ | sargon/tyrant | / | | | / / \_______|_________________________ |___________|___________|____/ /_ _______| tGø/______\SRL 'Sargon' is also another word for 'Dildopotimus' HEY who wants pictures of a monkey jacking off? yes on irc the only thing that matters is itenlligence I need NUDE ASCII PICS OF CHELSEA CLINTON!! my computer is desktop so it doesn't fall cpu sucks. human rox! (?!@?!?@!?@?!@?!) yassir arafat is arbik ARBIK S0X Ne1 can teach me to hack Linux? /msg me! í GayNigger is a gay nigger I actually have a little thing for down's syndrome kids msg me if you know a lot about tell net and shells! thanks. (Im_A_Mole/#linux) WHY IGET KICKED FORM #uNIX??? I JUST ASKIN HOW WORK?? ISN'T WHAT FOR????? JEEEEES TGHE INTRONET FULL ASSHOL WHO NO NO IMPORTANT í pk^ is going to snort some speed.. brb .%[tr0nner!tr0n@tr0n.ppp.igcom.net]%. .%[mumra!mumra@207.87.145.108]%. mumra lets tr0nner fuck the hell out of him! my dad is taking me now to a day and a half of hard labor :< someone send me some porno ok? do me anis! are houston and texas close? is texas near massachusettes? this is a family channel,sargon, please knock it off .%[WaCkO!wacko@ppp-55.ts-6.nyc.idt.net]%. dead meant babe when you sign off you will never get back on! _ ____ _ ____ _ __ _______ _ _________._________________________ .___\\\_ \_._\\\ /____._\\\ \/ /_\\\__ | HornyDad | / | : | \/ / _/ | by tyrant | / | | | / / \_______|_________________________ |___________|___________|____/ /_ _______| tGø/______\SRL Okay, tyrant went into #teen, and his nick was "HornyDad". Some guy started messaging him. .%[franco!franco@sdn-ts-001paphilP15.dialsprint.net]%. hey...interested in young???...need some help with my 2 young ones...where you from...your nick says it all and thats what i want for them ->[ franco ] you want sexual advice for your kids? .%[franco!franco@sdn-ts-001paphilP15.dialsprint.net]%. yes my daughter and son aren't attracted to each other ->[ franco ] sounds like a problem, eh? .%[franco!franco@sdn-ts-001paphilP15.dialsprint.net]%. do you think you could give me some advice on how to give my son an erection? ->[ franco ] uh bye _ ____ _ ____ _ __ _______ _ _________._________________________ .___\\\_ \_._\\\ /____._\\\ \/ /_\\\__ | Usenet bullshit | / | : | \/ / _/ | found by sargon | / | | | / / \_______|_________________________ |___________|___________|____/ /_ _______| tGø/______\SRL Subject: My experience From: "Mike \"Dutch\" Dorio" Newsgroups: alt.out-of-body Recently, while I was doing some snake tracking, I fell into a pond of water and was bitten by a poisonous Water Moccasin. Needless to say, I was extremely ill and close to death. While in a coma state I remember seeing Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazard coming to greet me with a bright light behind him. We then broke into Dutch Dancing. I am very much like him and I really admire him for his high morals. Needless to say, I did recover, but this occurance is troubling to me. Can anyone help me understand this experience that I had. _ ____ _ ____ _ __ _______ _ _________._________________________ .___\\\_ \_._\\\ /____._\\\ \/ /_\\\__ | Stop Masturbating! | / | : | \/ / _/ | found by killspree | / | | | / / \_______|_________________________ |___________|___________|____/ /_ _______| tGø/______\SRL here is from a file i found on the web, from a mormon church, about "how to overcome the evils of masturbation.." =]. I took out some of the boring shit. Steps in Overcoming Masturbation Mark E. Petersen Council of the 12 Apostles Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been, both male and female, and you can be also if you determine that it must be so. This determination is the first step. That is where we begin. You must decide that you will end this practice, and when you make that decision, the problem will be greatly reduced at once. A Guide to Self-Control: 1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes. 2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company. 4. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present. 5. When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those clothes. By the time you started to remove protective clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your thinking that the temptation would leave you. 7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act." The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act. We are taught that our bodies are temples of God, and are to be clean so that the Holy Ghost may dwell within us. Masturbation is a sinful habit that robs one of the Spirit and creates guilt and emotional stress. It is not physically harmful unless practiced in the extreme. It is a habit that is totally self-centered, and secretive, and in no way expresses the proper use of the procreative power given to man to fulfill eternal purposes. It therefore separates a person from God and defeats the gospel plan. This self-gratifying activity will cause one to lose his self-respect testimony becomes weak, and missionary work and other Church callings become burdensome, offerings. To help in planning an effective program to overcome the problem a brieation is given of how the reproductive organs in a young man function. The testes in your body are continually producing hundreds of millions of reproductive cells call _spermatozoa_. These are moved up a tube called the _vas deferens_ to a place called the _ampulla_ where they are mixed with fluids from two membranous pouches called _seminal vesicles_ and the _prostate gland_. The resultant fluid is _calleeminal vesicles_ are full a _signa_ to the _central nervous system_ indicating they are ready to benother, depending on such things as exercise, state of health, etc. everal times a week, for others It is normal for the vesicles to be emptied occasionally at night during the emptying of come from the central nervous system. Suggestions: 1. Pray daily, ask for the gifts of the Spirit, that which will strengthen you against temptation. Pray fervently and not lout when the temptations are the strongest. 3. When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell _STOP_ to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind and then recite a prechosen Scripture or sing an inspirational hymn. It is important to turn your thoughts away from the selfish need to indulge. 7. Be outgoing and friendly. Force yourself to be with others and learn to enjoy working and talking to them. Use principles of developing friendships found in books such as _How to Win Friends and Influence People_ by Dale Carnegie. 8. Be aware of situations that depress you or that cause you to feel lonely, bored, frustrated or discouraged. These emotional states can trigger the desire to masturbate as a way of escape. Plan in advance to counter these low periods through various activities, such as reading a book, visiting a friend, doing something athletic, etc. 9. Make a pocket calendar for a month on a small card. Carry it with you, but show it to no one. If you have a lapse of self control, color the day black. Your goal will be to have _no black days_. The calendar becomes a strong visual reminder of self control and should be looked at when you are tempted to add another black day. Keep your calendar up until you have at least three clear months. 10. A careful study will indicate you have had the problem at certain times and under certain conditions. Try and recall, in detail, what your particular times and conditions were. Now that you understand how it happens, plan to break the pattern through counter activities. 11. In the field of psychotherapy there is a very effective technique called _aversion therapy_. When we associate or think of something very distasteful with something which has been pleasurable, but undesirable, the distasteful thought and feeling will begin to cancel out that which was pleasurable. If you associate something very distasteful with your loss of self-control it will help you to stop the act. For example, if you are tempted to masturbate, think of having to bathe in a tub of worms, and eat several of them as you do the act. 12. During your toileting and shower activities leave the bathroom door or shower curtain partly open, to discourage being alone in total privacy. Take cool brief showers. 13. Arise immediately in the mornings. Do not lie in bed awake, no matter what time of day it is. Get up and do something. Start each day with an enthusiastic activity. 14. Keep your bladder empty. Refrain from drinking large amounts of fluids before retiring. 15. Reduce the amount of spices and condiments in your food. Eat as lightly as possible at night. 16. Wear pajamas that are difficult to open, yet loose and not binding. 17. Avoid people, situations, pictures or reading materials that might create sexual excitement. 18. It is sometimes helpful to have a physical object to use in overcoming this problem. A Book of Mormon, firmly held in hand, even in bed at night has proven helpful in extreme cases. 19. In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of clothing which would be difficult to remove while half asleep. 21. Do not let yourself return to any past habit or attitude patterns which were part of your problem. _Satan Never Gives Up_. Be calmly and confidently on guard. Keep a positive mental attitude. You can win this fight! The joy and strength you will feel when you do will give your whole life a radiant and spiritual glow of satisfaction and fulfillment. _ ____ _ ____ _ __ _______ _ _________._________________________ .___\\\_ \_._\\\ /____._\\\ \/ /_\\\__ | Penis Amulets! | / | : | \/ / _/ | found by sargon | / | | | / / \_______|_________________________ |___________|___________|____/ /_ _______| tGø/______\SRL this is from: http://www.luckymojo.com/PenisAmulets.html [INLINE] PENIS AMULETS FROM THAILAND The Thai name for a penis amulet is palad khik, which means "honorable surrogate penis." They are worn by boys and men on a waist-string under the clothes, off-center from the real penis, in the hope that they will attract and absorb any magical injury directed toward the generative organs. It is not uncommon for a man to wear several palad khiks at one time, one to increase gambling luck, for instance, another to attract women, and a third for invulnerability from bullets and knives. With the exception of style # 7 shown below, women in Thailand do not generally wear palad khiks, nor is there a Thai equivalent of the vulva amulet for them to use -- although a circular disk amulet called a chaping is worn by young girls to protect their genitals from evil forces. The palad khik amulet is said to have originated in the Shiva linga of India and to have been imported to Thailand by Cambodian monks in the 8th century AD. Early styles of palad khik bear inscribed invocations, entreaties, and praises to Shiva; later ones combine these with interlineated invocations and praises to Buddha; modern ones bear uniformly Buddhist inscriptions, invariably written in an old form of script that cannot be read by contemporary Thais. Palad khik amulets carved from wood, bone, or horn are made by monks who specialize in their manufacture, and the efficacy of a given amulet is dependant on the charisma and reputation of its creator. The lettering of the inscriptions is a matter of serious ritual and can take several days to complete. Cast metal palad khiks do not always bear inscriptions, but they may carry the additional symbolism embodied in an animal holding the penis. [INLINE] Penis amulet #1 is 1 1/2" long and cast in bronze. It is in the form of an erect penis with the crouching rear quarters of a lion, its tail arched over its back to form a loop for hanging. It is decorated with Buddhist motifs and ancient Thai lettering. The crouching aminal design is reminiscent of penis amulets of the late Roman era, but there is a distinctly Asian character to the ornamentation and lettering. [INLINE] Penis amulet #2 is 1 1/2 inches long and cast in sterling silver. (It is also available in bronze.) This amulet depicts Hanuman, the Monkey God of the Hindus, crouched upon an erect penis, his tail arched over his back to form a hanging loop. When you turn the amulet over, you can see that Hanuman has his own small erect penis on the underside of the charm. This is one of the CUTEST amulets i have ever seen in my entire life. I was so taken with it that i was moved to KISS IT THREE TIMES -- right before the eyes of the rather amused old gay man who sold it to me. This amulet is cute the way girls say the word cute: it is Kee-yooooooooot. It is, in fact, adorable. [INLINE] Penis amulet #3 is 2" long and cast in brass. It is in the form of a tiger treading the shaft of a penis. Like the monkey on the Hanuman charm, the tiger is equipped with his own small penis and testicles on the underside of the amulet. Srangely, the tiger's penis is human, not feline, and it proportionately quite large. [INLINE] Penis amulet #4 is 3/4" long and cast in pewter. The penis, which bears no inscriptions, emerges from coiled snail shell, creating a subtle visual pun on the appearance of a snail. A friend who saw this amulet asked, "What's it for? To prevent premature ejaculation?" Frankly, i have no idea. [INLINE] Penis amulet #5 is 2" long and cast in bronze. It depicts a crocodile surmounting a large, uninscribed penis, the downturned tail of the animal forming a hanging loop. Unlike the monkey and tiger amulets, the crocodile has no testicles or penis of its own. [INLINE] Another handsome Thai penis amulet is #6, hand-carved of black buffalo horn. It is 2 1/4" long and is lightly inscribed with Thai script. Inside each one there is a mystery inclusion, a bead or seed that rattles when the amulet is shaken. [INLINE] Palad khik #7 is 2 3/4 inches long. It is hand-carved from jackfruit wood and inscribed with Bhuddist invocations. On the penis a naked woman is bent backward in the yoga position called "the bridge." This style of palad khik is the only one carried by women, who place it in their purses to deter purse-snatchers and ward off assults by men. [INLINE] Penis amulet #8, although usually is made of brass, is shown here cast in white plastic resin. It is 1 3/4 inches long and is simlar to the lion-haunched and inscribed style #1 amulet except that the attitude of the penis is "perkier" and the testicles are so large that they hang down well below the haunches. The addition of an eye on each side of the glans and a flaring corona evocative of ears gives this palad khik the look of a cute child's toy, a little bunny-penis, as it were. Penis amulet #9 is a bit smaller than the other metal ones, and the crouching black panther it bears is similar in concept to the tiger in style #3, but this one was sculpted by a better artist and is very naturalistic in detail; when cast in dark patina bronze, the panther looks quite black. In addition, the penis is very obviously uncircumcised. Penis amulet #10 features a strangely attractive smiling lizard half-asleep on the penis. Surprisingly, on close inspection the lizard is clearly seen to have two symmetrically arrayed tails. My Thai infomrant tells me that this is a visual reference to another Thai lucky symbol, the "mating lizards," which represent fertility and prosperity. Other hand-carved palad khik amulets i have collected include the Hanuman monkey charm carved of jackfruit wood, a smaller version of the yoga woman in black-stained wood, a plain rosewood amulet which is lightly inscribed and contains a rattle, and one of polished white bone, inscribed but without a rattle. The metal amulets, each cast in a different colour, make a lovely aesthetic complement to my copper Indescribable Lucky Charm and i happily keep them all together with my bronze foliated Roman penis amulet in a rusty iron wall-altar to reinforce the metallic theme. Perhaps a gold yoni amulet is in my future? ____________________________________________________ To order Thai Penis Amulets from the Lucky Mojo Curio Co. CLICK HERE ____________________________________________________ For other lucky charms in the form of genitalia or copulating couples, see: sexual amulets indescribable lucky charm, American munachi charms, Quechua penis amulets, Thai penis amulets, Roman phallic charmstone, California Indian raccoon penis bones vulva amulet, modern If sexual magic interests you, you may enjoy visiting the portion of my web site devoted to Karezza and Tantra. 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