Dear Superman by Ron Koertge I know you think that things will always be the same: I'll rinse out your tights, kiss you good-bye at the window, and every few weeks get kidnapped by some stellar goons. But I'm not getting any younger, and you're not getting any older. Pretty soon I'll be too frail to take aloft, and with all those nick-of-time rescues, you're bound to pick up somebody more tender and just as ga-ga as I used to be. I'd hate her for being 17 and you for being? what, 700? I can see your sweet face as you read this, and I know you'd like to siphon off some strength for me, even if it meant you could only leap small buildings at a single bound. But you can't, and, anyway, would I want to just stand there while everything else rushed past? Take care of yourself and of the world which is your own true love. One day soon, as you patrol the curved earth, that'll be me down there tucked in for good, being what you'll never be but still Your friend, Lois Lane